We’ve made many (hopefully) funny fake chainsaw-related news headline posts on our Facebook page this year, and wanted to round them all up here.
So, here you go!
Of course, he’s right. It is art!
You can see a 10-minute art piece like this on our YouTube here 😉
He obviously doesn’t know what he’s doing! 😒
This one was obviously fake news!
Looks like they were using Greenworks gear 🧐
Idling your saw doesn’t make you a lumberjack, but giving it a few revs sure does!
OK, this one is legit.
The fact that the 090 has taken down more trees than any other is indisputable.
Also, a surcharge for those who say, “While you’re here…”!
This dude is in his 90s and has made it this far without PPE 🤷♂️
Sometimes you just want to hear your saws purr, though.
This is impressive.
But dangerous. Don’t try it.
The 044 is indeed a treasure worth hunting for!
I don’t think many people were buying this one.
Nor this one.
He’s kinda right.
Many would agree with this groundbreaking research.
However, there are others who would say it makes a wonderful alternative bar oil.
STIHL actually set up this fantastic stall at the Fieldays Agricultural Show in New Zealand.
The 500i is pretty awesome, but it can’t transform like this (yet)!
OK, this one is actually the Wärtsilä-Sulzer RTA96-C, a “two-stroke turbocharged low-speed diesel engine. Its largest 14-cylinder version is 13.5 m (44 ft) high, 26.59 m (87.2 ft) long, weighs over 2,300 t (2,535 short tons; 2,264 long tons), and produces 80.08 MW (107,390 hp). It is the largest reciprocating engine in the world.”
I love a good euphemism.
Had to be Florida cat!
Little mate is devastated.
No comment.
Firewood delivery fees are unjust.
(More firewood and wood-burning memes.)
And lastly, this one is real.
It’s the infamous STIHL Jetsaw!
We hope you enjoyed these. There was one or two that were created by others, but otherwise, you can find much more like this by following us on Facebook.
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